10 Things I Learned From My Cat, Boots

...and wish I could pull off myself...

10) Know that I am beautiful no matter what anyone else thinks.
9)  If someone irritates you, ignore them.
8)  It's nice to snuggle..when I want to snuggle...or if I am bored...or hungry...or want something.
     Otherwise, "Back off, buddy!"
7)  If someone still irritates you, snap at them. If that doesn't work try #9 again.
6)  I will greet you at the door to my home at least once.  After that, you're on your own!
5)  Always. Always be ready to eat.  It is rude to refuse good food.
4)  There are a thousand things that you can do with a cereal box!
3)  Curiosity done what??! It didn't kill no cat!  I'm still kicking.
2)  If I am sleeping...do not, I repeat DO NOT...ever under any circumstances wake me up.
     However, I reserve the right to wake up completely on my own barking out orders and directives even if no one else is home or cares to listen.  It's good for all of us to stay on our toes at all times!
1) Know who is the boss of this house.